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| AHH! Been a long time since I posted last, so I figured I would.
OMG Halloween sucked major Jew balls... I was at a Catholic Halloween
party... and yes my friends, Catholics know how to drink their asses
off... and I was feeling pretty good when dad pulled up in the driveway
driving his Navigator. (Yeah... Lincoln is the vehicle of choice in
heaven... again like it or suck a Jew's nuts...) He like came in and
got me and just fucked up my buzz... man I was pissed off. They hadn't
even passed around the joint yet... man it sucked. I'm telling you
people... God is an ASSHOLE... and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
Me and Mary have patched things up... we're seeing each other... (in
other words... I'm tapping her sweet ass.) Man... fucking her meat
wallet is like... like being in heaven... fancy that. (Too bad for the
Islamic and the Baptists... their fucked and have no fucking clue...) I
heard the funniest fucking joke today... why did Hellen Keller
Masturbate with her left hand? Because she had to moan with her
right... hahahaha. Yeah its ok shes going to Hell anyway so I don't
have to deal with her. :)
Well... God bless you everyone... (except those Goddamn Jews, fags...
not including hot lesbians because there is a HUGE shortage of those,
especially here... and Catholics who don't pay enough fucking money...
come on people... pay a little cash and get to heaven... how FUCKING
HARD IS THIS SHIT?!?)
Be good... and maybe you will be with me at my next Halloween party...
even though there are a shortage of chairs... yeah... ok bye.
Tha_Big_JC
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| My friend introduced me to this whole Xanga thing... and having alot of
problems... I figure this is the place to write them all down.
Well first off... let me tell you that being Jesus is a bitch... its
not as easy as its cracked up to be. Like... I'm ALWAYS living up to
dad's expectations. Hes like... one day you've got to get off your ass
and get a job and go to God school... and I'm like... let an angel be
God when you die old man... I like being a greasy hippie. The life is
good... its cheap... and there is a lot of free weed.
Me and Mary have decided to see other people... since that whole "Da
Vinci Code" thing... err that guy makes too many assumptions... now she
thinks everyone thinks she's a whore or something... she just worries
too much.
OMG... haha... I love that... anyway let me share this joke I heard
today... What do you call a Jew on a Stick? JESUS! Hahahaha! Isn't that
hilarious? No?... well grow a damned sense of humor, people. I don't
take offense... why should you for me? Jesh...
Well... I have to go and work on this site to make it pretty... I
wonder if I could hit up on any bitches on this thing? Better get to
looking...
THA_BIG_JC
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