| | AHH! Been a long time since I posted last, so I figured I would.
OMG Halloween sucked major Jew balls... I was at a Catholic Halloween
party... and yes my friends, Catholics know how to drink their asses
off... and I was feeling pretty good when dad pulled up in the driveway
driving his Navigator. (Yeah... Lincoln is the vehicle of choice in
heaven... again like it or suck a Jew's nuts...) He like came in and
got me and just fucked up my buzz... man I was pissed off. They hadn't
even passed around the joint yet... man it sucked. I'm telling you
people... God is an ASSHOLE... and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
Me and Mary have patched things up... we're seeing each other... (in
other words... I'm tapping her sweet ass.) Man... fucking her meat
wallet is like... like being in heaven... fancy that. (Too bad for the
Islamic and the Baptists... their fucked and have no fucking clue...) I
heard the funniest fucking joke today... why did Hellen Keller
Masturbate with her left hand? Because she had to moan with her
right... hahahaha. Yeah its ok shes going to Hell anyway so I don't
have to deal with her. :)
Well... God bless you everyone... (except those Goddamn Jews, fags...
not including hot lesbians because there is a HUGE shortage of those,
especially here... and Catholics who don't pay enough fucking money...
come on people... pay a little cash and get to heaven... how FUCKING
HARD IS THIS SHIT?!?)
Be good... and maybe you will be with me at my next Halloween party...
even though there are a shortage of chairs... yeah... ok bye.
Tha_Big_JC
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| | Posted 11/2/2005 9:21 PM - 13 Views - 2 eProps - 1 Comment
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